2010-02-24

Spam

Por vezes, a titulo de diversão e pra me certficar que realmente é spam, vejo a minha caixa de spam do gmail.... e lá calha encontrar verdadeiras perolas de creatividade...

Aparentemente o gajo morreu (transcrição do email):

yeah finally :) thanks a lot mate! I`m starting today, you have no idea how much you helped me bro!!!
I have a serious debts and need to quickly make some cash :)

cheers..


----- Original Message -----
From: "hanse700"
To: "william"
Sent: Friday, February 19, 2010 2:49 PM
Subject: Re: Re: hi bud


yo mate, ok I`ll give you my trick but if you give it someone else I`ll fuckin kill you :)
you know in roulette you can bet on blacks or reds. If you bet $1 on black and it goes black you win $1 but if it goes red you loose your $1.
but I found a way you can win everytime:

bet $1 on black if it goes black you win $1

now again bet $1 on black, if it goes red bet $3 on black, if it goes red again bet $8 on black, if red again bet $20 on black, red again bet $52 on black (always multiple you previous lost bet around 2.5), if now is black you win $52 so you have $104 and you bet:

$1 + $3 + $8 + $20 + $52 = $84 So you just won $20 :)

now when you won you start with $1 on blacks again etc etc. its always bound to go black eventually (it`s 50/50) so that way you eventually always win. But there`s a catch. If you start winning too much (like $1000 a day) casino will finally notice something and can ban
you. I was banned once on royal casino. So don`t be too greedy and don`t win more then $200 a day and you can do it for years. I think bigger casinos know that trick so I play for real money on smaller ones, right now I play on elite vip casino: www.elite6bets.net for more
then 3 months, I win $50-$200 a day and my account still works. You`ll find roulette there when you log in go to "specialty" section - "american roulette". And don`t you dare talling about it anyone else, if too many people knows about it casinos will finally found a way to block that trick. If you have any questions just drop me a line here or on skype.

c ya


----- Original Message -----
From: "william"
To: "hanse700"
Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:24 AM
Subject: yo mate


please tell me when you will send me your roulette trick?
You promised you`ll send it few weeks ago :(

cheers

Não me responsabilizo pelas acções que alguém seja levado a fazer depois de ler o acima escrito...

E temos claro o hilariante:








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Gostava de saber onde foram buscar o nome e morada.... *facepalm*

Peço desculpa por algum erro de formatação ... fiz os possiveis pra nao existirem erros, mas dada a complexidade do codigo html copiado podem ainda existir alguns :3

E, não, não encontrei nada melhor pra postar...

4 comments:

ArabianShark said...

Vilão, que de-bumpaste um post cheio de WIN.

OK, pronto, meio-cheio...

Segundas leituras tiem nao.

Halloween said...

AHAHAH :D

Zeca said...

comecei a escrever antes do teu :p

Sintra said...

vives na merda zeca?
LOL