Sarah Palin Facts:
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
Little Known Fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
… and perhaps most frighteningly, this little known fact: Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris.
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