My Cellphone and my Car got Divorced...

Esta tinha que vir para o disco-bar (cortesia do Not Always Right)

(The customer calls in, having trouble with the bluetooth in her vehicle.)

Me: “Thank You for calling ***, how may I help you?”

Customer: “I am having trouble with my bluetooth thing.”

Me: “I can definitely help you with that. What is the nature of your problem?”

Customer: “I need help marrying my phone back with my car. When I bought the car they were married, and somehow they got divorced.”