OPEL CORSA AINT GOT NO SHIT

Um breve poema acerca do opel corsa (aka lixo com rodas) que tenho la em Portugal

DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO REMOTE
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO AIR CONDITIONING
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO DRIVING ASSISTANCE
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO BATTERY
DAT SHIT DIED ON ME ON MY LAST DAY OF VACATIONS
DAT SHIT IS NOT DA SHIT
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO ABS
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO SHIT
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO POWER STEERING
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO LASERS
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO CD PLAYER
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO MUMBO NUMBER 5
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO BITCHES
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO NOTHING
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO ACID RAIN
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO SWAGGER
DAT SHIT GOT A SUN DECAL
DAT SHIT BE HEAVY
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO TRIIIINTA CARALHO
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO SPEED
DAT SHIT AINT GOT NO RECOGNITION


DAT SHIT SUCKS