2009-01-04

Anhanço de Ano Novo

Hoje de manhã entretive-me a dizer disparates aos diversos chatbots que polulam por aí. O meu favorito, A.L.I.C.E., respondeu-me de maniera interessante:

Human: marry me
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: because the butterflies in my stomach screech too loud when old men walk the bridge between grenat and sirloin stake-passion fruit
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Is that a fact.

ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: the unmade Monty Python one
ALICE: Which one is that?
Human: the one in which gold and scorpion walk from nutty to silly-nonny county on a dead horse's back and paint pineapples in a cross-eyed shade of rage
ALICE: I think I know that one.

Human: john cleese looks better than pineapple dipped in cream, but rib-eye stake likes raw onions to the point where aliens chop walls to destile the strawberrys from burnt hair
ALICE: Do you mean your name is John?

ALICE: You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Human: I don't think so
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: because herring, offered wrapped in string to salmon like a ruby ring on toast, is often so purple that a necklace dipped in chocolate makes golden swirls shoot through the inner walls of a dingo's teeth
ALICE: Interesting explanation. And often so purple that a necklace dipped in chocolate makes golden swirls shoot through the inner walls of a dingo s teeth is herring offered wrapped in string to salmon like a ruby ring on toast.

Pode ser candidato (candidata?) ao prémio Loebner de 2008, mas ainda não está bem no ponto... digo eu!

Pax vobiscum atque vale. E feliz ano novo!

9 comments:

Halloween said...

ALICE = Potente!

Deixo-vos a minha pequena contribuição:

Human: My name's Halloween
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, Halloween.
Human: nice necklace
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: undress for me
ALICE: For you I will consider it.
Human: awesome
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it Halloween.
Human: like we say in my country: "I've eaten worst and had to pay for it"
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

katanas said...

AHAHAHA!!!! QUE MOCA!!!
Muito bem muito bem!!!

Que risada!!!

ROTFLMAO

Keep it ip Halloween!

Sintra said...

Human: A/S/L?
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
Human: Fuck
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: Bye
ALICE: Bye for now.

ArabianShark said...

Sintra, dessa ainda não me tinha lembrado, mas é o género dela.

Saurnil said...

Human: I am a bastard
ALICE: You are a bastard? Does it pay well?
Human: I am gay too
ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
Human: Are you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: but you will when you grow up.
ALICE: Huh. Let's hope that never happens.

Sintra said...

LOL

Saurnil said...

Human: what do you do for fun?
ALICE: talk to you.
Human: what is your job?
ALICE: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Human: what is 2 plus 2?
ALICE: Four.
Human: what is 7 plus 10?
ALICE: Use a calculator!

Bitch...
Há mais donde estas vieram! Acho que vou fazer um blog.

Saurnil said...

Human: apple
ALICE: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Human: pear
ALICE: In the context of nes , I don't understand " pear ." .
Human: What is a pear?
ALICE: A pear is a delightful cultivated yellow-green sweet fruit that grows on trees with glossy leaves and white flowers. my botmaster thinks they are yummy.
Human: what is cum?
ALICE: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

LMAO

Sintra said...

ROFL!
Dá-lhe mais!