2010-02-03

Problema com bots a comentar no blog

Meus caros:
Andam bots a ver se me chateiam o juízo. Se isto não desaparecer, desactivo os comentários anónimos. Tenho pena de impedir o pessoal que não tem registo de comentar mas tenho mais que fazer que andar a moderar comentários.

Zeca:

Ilustração do mecanismo de extreminação de bots :D
(Peço desculpa ao goucha por o usar como modelo para a imagem)

28 comments:

Zeca said...

não podes activar a captcha pra anonimos? e por uma daquelas perguntas ao genero: "Are you really not a bot?"

Pedro Francisco said...

Não consigo activar captchas só para anónimos, fica para toda a gente que não seja autora do blog.

fakebot said...

Nuclear devices activated, and the machine keeps pushing time through the cogs, ... and only the machine keeps using time to make time to make time.

MR_T said...

BIP BIP

BINARY SOLO

001010101110101010111111010101010101011111110100110101

Zeca said...

@MT_T
The humans are dead

@Anónimo
*facepalm*

Sintra said...

In this post bots troll humans.
:|

DO WHAT YOU MUST

Sintra said...

Rastreia ai o IP a estes "bots" e acho que poderias descobrir algo... INTERESSANTE

Pedro Francisco said...

Merda para os bots v7

Pedro Francisco said...

Não consigo ver o IP de comentadores.

Sintra said...

Ta mal.

fakebot said...

At last, they’ve come for me. I feel their lives, their destinies spilling out before me. The denial of the one true path, played out on a world not their own, will end soon enough. Soon there will be four, glorious in awakening, struggling with the knowledge of their true selves, the pain of revelation bringing new clarity, and in the midst of confusion, he will find her. Enemies brought together by impossible longing, enemies now joined as one. The way forward at once unthinkable, yet inevitable. And the fifth, still in shadow, will claw toward the light, hungering for redemption that will only come in the howl of terrible suffering. I can see them all. The seven, now six, self-described machines who believe themselves without sin, but in time, it is sin that will consume them. They will know enmity, bitterness, the wrenching agony of the one splintering into the many, and then they will join the promised land, gathered on the wings of an angel. Not an end, but a beginning.

Sintra said...

Nice copypasta.

Pedro Francisco said...

fakebot, ou és o Peres ou o Halloween :P

Sintra said...

O knight n faz isso.

fakebot said...

This is the Commander. Moments ago, this ship received word of a Cylon attack against our homeworlds is under way. We do not know the size or the disposition or the strength of the enemy forces, but all indications point to a massive assault against Colonial defenses. Admiral Nagala has taken personal command of the Fleet aboard the battlestar Atlantia following the complete destruction of Picon Fleet Headquarters in the first wave of the attacks. How? Why? doesn't really matter now. What does matter is that as of this moment, we are at war. You've trained for this. You're ready for this. Stand to your duties, trust your fellow shipmates, and we'll all get through this. Further updates as we get them. Thank you.

Zeca said...

@fakebot: Brutal!

katanas said...

@fakebot eu digo General Peres

Pedro Francisco said...

É só para dizer que encontrei o Peres no Facebook :P

Sintra said...

WHUT

fakebot said...

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!

Sintra said...

T_T
trolled

Pedro Francisco said...

Todas estas falas do fakebot deviam ter a banda sonora por trás :P

Carlos said...

Curti muito a serie. Ignorando o cliche religioso claro.

Zeca said...

Pra quem conheça a musica "The humans are dead":
http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2010/02/flight-of-conchords-papercraft-2.html

Pedro Francisco said...

Merda pos bots v7

Pedro Francisco said...

Curti a pic :D

fakebot said...

Roger roger. Alphanumerical picture. Over.

Carlos said...

nice pic